Little Debt Corvette

Well guess I should a known

by the way

that you paid your debt sideways

that it wouldn't last.

Little Debt Corvette - Baby! You are much too fast!

Well hello there sugar, I'm so glad you are here. I'd like to officially welcome you to Little Debt Corvette, the funkiest, sexiest place to learn about debt in the whole outrageous galaxy. Why don't you take off your shoes and stay awhile? In fact, you can take off whatever you like - whatever will make you comfortable, that is. I am going to show you a side of debt that you ain't never seen before. Sound good? You bet it's good. Now, before we get too distracted,

Let's Get Warmed Up.

Seeing as we are just getting acquainted, I would like to take a moment to formally introduce myself. Although my actual title is a unique symbol that is currently unpronounceable by the human tongue, you may simply refer to me as "the financial advisor formerly known as poor." That's right baby, I was, once upon a sweet, distant time, struggling just like you out there. I was a naive young thang, desperate to find my place in a crazy, mixed up land, and completely clueless about credit, or debt management. Fortunately, a lady friend of mine whispered some words to me which changed my life. "Baby", she said, "it's all about the debt consolidation." And it was those words that made me who I am today.

So here I am, many years later, returning that favor with this site, Little Debt Corvette. It is a true passion of mine to see others experience pleasure, and I want you to know the extreme pleasure of being completely debt free. If Little Debt Corvette can help just touch just one of you out there, then I have done my job. (Of course I would much rather be able to touch all of you) But you do know that I am good at what I do, right? Let's just say I haven't had any complaints. Little Debt Corvette is going to get you debt free before you know it, and I'm going to be right here with you.

Are you ready?

We're about to embark on a cosmically funkified ride through the vast passages of debt. Make sure you're prepared, because it might get a little bumpy. Of course, I have brought along some friends to help smooth things out. They are my expert team of financial helpers, officially known as the New Debt Consolidation Generation. They will be giving the pages of Little Debt Corvette some extra spice. So if you're ready, let's dim the lights, turn on some music, and get this thing going. I'm gonna get you debt free in no time.